Sexy Mysteries

Surprises are not always good. Does everyone here the drum roll when they are about to see a new sexual partner naked for the first time? Or is just me? Are you secretly saying prayers like please God, don't let him have webbed feet or please Lord don't let her have more hair on her than I do? Are you scared and waiting in wild anticipation to see whether or not the person you are about to let sweat all over you has a huge mole on there chest, so as ya'll stroking that's all you see? Does anyone often wonder...what his toes look like? Is he freckled or does he have back fat? Is his ass as cute naked as it is in those jeans? When dating and mingling and meeting new people. You know upon introduction what they look like and whether or not you are attracted to them. However, you don't know if what is hidden beneath the surface is equally appealing. Guys pretty much have it easy, you know how much chest, hips and butt a woman has and she could be wearing a whale suit. Yet with a man, there isn't much that tells us about his chest, arms and nether regions. I mean sure, if its summer and he's in a speedo, then you pretty know what your going get. But anywhere else, any other time of the year, it's that whole "box of chocolates" thing. I met a gentleman in the winter, at a gas station. Full on big coat & hat. When we made it to dinner a week later, I wanted to run. He was fat & balding. I met a man, that was talk, dark and handsome. The real strong, silent type...when we got intimate, he was hairier than a bear. It was cute on him, but I wasn't even hardly sure how I felt about body hair until it was staring me in my face. I used to know this real hot, built guy. He had muscles everywhere, just body for days; looked like he could feed a small village with his pecks and stop an entire army with his calves. And normally, I am not into guys like that, but one has to appreciate fine artwork when its presence. So if he was a sculpture, he would definitely be the David. Now of course, all encounters are not that disappointing. Sometimes you see a lil more and are like yes. Inside you are jumping for joy, oh yeah oh yeah. You are sitting there, lying there, whatever position you are in and you are trying to maintain your sexy, cool demeanor when inside there is a full on celebration complete with streamers and confetti. It's just not fair, for lack of a better words. Guys get to see and we don't. When a man is disrobing for a woman for the first time we understand that you are nervous...but we are equally nervous. Sex is close and so hair, moles, webs, uncontrollable body odor; all that needs to be discussed, revealed before the act. Now a lil corn on your pinky toe, not so bad but hair or teeth that can or must be removed, that type of information should definitely be disclosed before you get hot and heavy with a person. There is certain date etiquette that will be discussed in further details as this blog blossoms; but know that not telling a person you plan on sleeping with about a major flaw is a major no no. That is just not nice. Ladies, the same thing applies. Don't get a man all steamed,and ready to go and then not be clean shaven (or hell) not be clean. That is the worse. I hear too many a fine men say that she was fly, lingerie on, oiled all up, hair and nails did, but she was not so fresh. They get confused. They get lost and they run for the hills. You sitting around wondering why he never called you again. Ladies make sure your weave is tight. That is another thing one can't really notice til they all up in the mix. Dandruff is a no no, old tracks, a no no. Stinky braids...a no no. Don't let your body tell on you. Be good to your body. Gentleman, there are all types of products that can make your member smell wonderful. Try eating better, more fruits and vegetables and water. And please cut back on the smoking. All of that effects the taste of your spunk. Ladies you know what to do, fellas...if you don't know, ask. Let's be more open, honest and confident and let's cut back on some of these surprises.